thesubversiveatheist

thesubversiveatheist:

only-in-movies:

If the guy across from me makes fun of my accent once more I’m bouncing my stress ball off his forehead.

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You should force your accent to become SO THICK his head explodes.

It’s the only reasonable solution.

He seems to be immune to that tactic, dammit. I tend to get very broad when ranting and he triggered a massive rant by saying he’s never seen the Princess Bride because it’s a “chick film”.

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best-of-text-posts:

princesszeldafitzgerald:

OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN 
SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT 
AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART
MOLLY STEWART
AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY
SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA 
IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS 
MILEY STEWART
THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS

wait a minute

best-of-text-posts:

princesszeldafitzgerald:

OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN 

SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT 

AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART

MOLLY STEWART

AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY

SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA 

IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS 

MILEY STEWART

THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS

wait a minute

larrisonbearison

the-ginger-imp:

demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best

why do none of you watch hetalia

scottish-hartosexual

kristoffbell:

tatianamaslamy:

rachelboory:

jr-abraxas:

skyisfilledwithfireandsmoke:

hey remember

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Rachel used to date Kristoff

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and her mom is Elsa

and soon she will play Dorothy

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after she killed elphaba…who is her mom?

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let’s not forget that time rachel once argued with her mom’s friend glinda in the bathroom 

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thank god Anna made sure she was okay

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stop this now